My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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