I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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