Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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