plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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