By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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