have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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