Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Randomize
