Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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