Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
