Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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