Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
