I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
apparently the secret to your success is patron
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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