My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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