Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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