I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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