How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
