Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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