i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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