According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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