Sponge bath it is.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you will always have a special place in my vag
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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