I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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