i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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