I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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