For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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