I'm gonna have a badass scar
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My vagina is very pro this idea
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
