he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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