dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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