I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
