He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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