ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My vagina is very pro this idea
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