Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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