Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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