found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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