My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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