What did we do last night that was yellow?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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