let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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