so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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