So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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