so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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