Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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