does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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