Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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