What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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