You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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