You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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