I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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