i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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