I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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