I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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