Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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